Guelph movement research

The Dance Lab.

Six highly repeatable ways to make a normal room deeply uncomfortable.

Hoof Shuffle

Four beats. Five foot placements. Nobody checks the arithmetic.

A precision turn powered by glitter and reckless neck confidence.

Sideways movement with no declared destination or business purpose.

Three steps, one pitch, zero recurring revenue.

Lean left. Expense the disco ball. Avoid eye contact.

The only move John has formally approved.